I cant believe Beyoncé finally revealed she is the physical form of God

(Source: timothykelleherseyebrows, via skypevevo)

interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*

beenthereshippedthat:

OK SO I WAS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AND I OPENED A PAD AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SNACK”

(via sadteenproblems)

Beyonce just gave us the “On the Jog” tour

yoncevevo:

majiinboo:

walkerflexasranger:

Because we were too poor to make it to “On the Run”

I hate this!

on the power walk

(Source: walkerflexxasranger)