when your mom says no to mcdonalds


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i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

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KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!